D&d Devotee Pillows

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"You've got computer-breath."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Bonk!"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"I'll never forget you."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Design Artiste

Two Daleks fighting

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM