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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Koala

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Now here's a place I like!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."