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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Out To Lurch

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'