Hotel Exploring T-Shirts

Hotel mini-bar.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Sparkling Water

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Frog in the puddles.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Where the wild things were."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Draw your own path."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"