Betting Adventurer Gifts

An affair to remember.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Dow's up!"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Destination casinos...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

A day at the races

election polling

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

The Day Trader

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'