Betting Adventurers Gifts

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Dow's up!"

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

The Day Trader

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'I'm all in.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Dentists on Holiday

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

An affair to remember.

Hit me.

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

Investor's Nightmare.

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"I'd like to explore the future market."

Dice Cubes

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'Careful, they sound like cowboys.'

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Family of readers.

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'