Sports Betting Adventurer Gifts

"They found me guilty, but I beat the point spread!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

An affair to remember.

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."