Betting Adventurer Prints

An affair to remember.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Dow's up!"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Nostradamus.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

A day at the races

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The Day Trader

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

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