Betting Bravado Enthusiast Prints

'Funny how, before the race, you know exactly who will win, and after the race exactly why they didn't.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An affair to remember.

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

Did you have to bring your chicken?

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"The match fixers are making it a bit obvious."