Travel Discount Adventurer Prints

Priest using his 'Senior Prelates Rail Card'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"Well, they did say half-board."

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Nice RV!'

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'