Air Baggage Adventurer Prints

Lost Baggage Claims

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"