Airway Adventurer Prints

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Fast Lane.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Crop duster wanted.

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'