Air Baggage Adventurer Gifts

Lost Baggage Claims

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"