Audit Adventurers Gifts

IRS - Follow the Teardrops.

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

"Which part are you reading for?"

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

IRS Audit Section

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Frank Zappa

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."