Audit Adventurers Gifts

IRS - Follow the Teardrops.

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

"Which part are you reading for?"

Joe Henry

IRS Audit Section

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"The subwoofers really help."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Recording Studio

'So, did I get the job?'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."