Audit Survivor Pillows

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'You've done this before.'

"Maybe next year you'll get your return in on time..."

IRS: File Tax Returns Here At Your Own Risk

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

Man in cage at tax office

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"Sorry to bother you, but there are one or two lifestyle issues we'd like you to clarify."

"...Then that's a two-disgruntled taxpayer family."

"Don't forget to say thank you, Malcolm."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

IRS Audit Section

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

Casting Director

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.