Audit Anxiety Survivor Pillows

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

IRS Audit Section

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

Casting Director

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Monster under the bed.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"