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HM Inspector of Taxes - Instant Generosity.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

IRS Audit Section

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

Secretary

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Audit of Losses

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"