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"Gotta admit, the new guy's more fun than Ted was."

'Does this mean no more company car?'

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"What's your occupation?"

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Office Competitions

"I think it's time I told you my little secret, Miss Bigelow!"

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Out and In.

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Secretary

"The corporate limo was downsized!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

"The question is, what will it take to get you to work for us for half of what you're asking?"

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol