Workplace Antics Admirer Pillows

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Yes, can I help you?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"What's your occupation?"

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

Office zombie.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

Office Competitions

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."