Workplace Antics Admirer Pillows

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Yes, can I help you?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"What's your occupation?"

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Office zombie.

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

Office Competitions