Managerial Antics Admirer Pillows

'Mr. Worthly will see you now...oh dear! I see it's kicked in again! ...his attention deficit disorder!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Fresh fish

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

Secretary

"I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules around here. But I'd be happy to connect you with any number of people who think they do!"

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Gotta admit, the new guy's more fun than Ted was."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'There's been another management shake-up. The former global sales manager is now head of Europe, and the old head of engineering is now head of purchasing.'

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'Does this mean no more company car?'

"See these? Never touched a keyboard."

Vegetate.

'Ms Jenkins, please inform the 3rd floor I've decided to fire them. And tell floors 4, 7 and 9 that they're next if they don't get it in gear.'

people standing in a briefcase.

'C.J will see you now.'

Dippy secretary.

'It' his supervisor.'

"What are you doing?!"

'I'll take your collective silence as agreement. You may now remove your gags and muzzles.'

'This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing.'

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

'I'm way too young and inexperienced to be your boss, Simpkins. Therefore, I'm holding you fully responsible for all my mistakes.'

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

'Since your last idea really bombed, Mr Henderson, you won't be recieving one of those little 'idea pads'.'