Managerial Antics Admirer Gifts

'Mr. Worthly will see you now...oh dear! I see it's kicked in again! ...his attention deficit disorder!'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Fresh fish

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules around here. But I'd be happy to connect you with any number of people who think they do!"

Secretary

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"See these? Never touched a keyboard."

'There's been another management shake-up. The former global sales manager is now head of Europe, and the old head of engineering is now head of purchasing.'

"Gotta admit, the new guy's more fun than Ted was."

'Does this mean no more company car?'

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'Ms Jenkins, please inform the 3rd floor I've decided to fire them. And tell floors 4, 7 and 9 that they're next if they don't get it in gear.'

Vegetate.

'C.J will see you now.'

people standing in a briefcase.

Dippy secretary.

'It' his supervisor.'

"What are you doing?!"

'I'll take your collective silence as agreement. You may now remove your gags and muzzles.'

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

'This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing.'

'I'm way too young and inexperienced to be your boss, Simpkins. Therefore, I'm holding you fully responsible for all my mistakes.'

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

'Since your last idea really bombed, Mr Henderson, you won't be recieving one of those little 'idea pads'.'

Fun at the Office: Mr. Gelter likes to keep new employees under his desk.