Managerial Mishap Aficionado Gifts

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules around here. But I'd be happy to connect you with any number of people who think they do!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'I'm sorry, but I need to replace you with someone who cannot do your job.'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing.'

'The only investment I'd suggest is that you rent a van, then put your office equipment in and take it to the pawn shop.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Stepping on rake in the middle of the desert.

Fun at the Office: Mr. Gelter likes to keep new employees under his desk.

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'Mr. Worthly will see you now...oh dear! I see it's kicked in again! ...his attention deficit disorder!'

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

'Are you going to hate yourself because of this in the morning?' 'I hate myself already!'

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'