Organizational Blunder Aficionados Gifts

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

A cock up of builders

The Bland Leading the Bland

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Use Next Window.

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

'As you can see, our corporate culture rewards worshipping the top guy.'

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

The Burger and the Whopper.

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Things that don't spark joy

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

'Static cling like you wouldn't believe.'

"This is my first job interview, so I'd like to apologize for my tie not matching my flip flops."

Hunting man hits his host

'What do you want the money for?'