Organizational Blunder Aficionados Gifts

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

A cock up of builders

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Use Next Window.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'As you can see, our corporate culture rewards worshipping the top guy.'

'He wears a SPEEDO? - Divorce GRANTED!'

The Burger and the Whopper.

Things that don't spark joy

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Frank and Ernest Dry Cleaners. Working at the same spot for 10 years.

"This is my first job interview, so I'd like to apologize for my tie not matching my flip flops."

'What do you want the money for?'