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HM Inspector of Taxes - Instant Generosity.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

IRS Audit Section

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

Secretary

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"