Audit Adversary Pillows

The buck stops here... grudgingly.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Tax - Random Audit

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"I just knew we had something in common: me, a vulture and you, auditing Carillion."

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"Ok, we'll begin by going over the P/L statement line by line."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"The numbers don't lie, but we can fix that."

Accountant to man: 'I can get you a rapid refund ... and an even quicker audit.'

"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

If everything worked like an app.