Admin Adversary Pillows

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

InIn by-products.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

"You can usually do most of the admin in 60 hours, then you can spend what's left of your life seeing patients."

GPs face monitoring over sick note levels.

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."

"No this is reception registration - fill out this form and we'll let you know when a receptionist is available."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

I'm self employed being self employed

Rage Against the Washing Machine

Report suggests social workers spend 60% of their time on admin - "Do you remember when all wehad to worry about was client care?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Doctor's office pyramid.

Umpire's Union: Safe/Out

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

Small Town USA.

'Time for supervision checks, Shirley. I'll do you if you do me.'