Delivery Avenger Pillows

Stork delivering shoes.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"You got to love DoorDash!"

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'