Delivery Avenger Gifts

Stork delivering shoes.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Wine of the Day Club

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'