Appointment Setter Pillows

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Are we there yet?'

What else is there to wish for?

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Travelling

The Salesman

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Target your customer.

Win - win

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Private Jet

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.