Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.
Date Keeper Pillows
Add a touch of charm to their space with our date keeper pillows. Soft and cozy, these designs celebrate the joy of managing time with a bit of creative flair.
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'
Professional woman in pub
"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."
Olga's Biological Clocks.
Dear Dairy
How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.
"It's time to wake up!"
Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
'Lost Diary'
Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.
Pound sign in an hourglass.
"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."
'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'
Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.
'DO you know what time we start here?'
"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."
"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."
"I had half a date last weekend."
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."
Pregnancy Test
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''
'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'
Date Keeper Pillows Collection
Date Keeper Mugs
Discover more witty and stylish mugs perfect for date keepers and clock lovers on our dedicated mugs page.
Date Keeper Prints
Browse our inspiring art prints that showcase the fun and beauty of timekeeping, perfect for any creative space.
Date Keeper T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever and fun T-shirts ideal for anyone passionate about keeping track of the date and time.