Date Keeper Mugs

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Professional woman in pub

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Lost Diary'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"It's time to wake up!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Pregnancy Test

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"I had half a date last weekend."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.