Birthday Keeper Pillows

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Professional woman in pub

"A little under done?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Balloon Surprise

'Lost Diary'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Pregnancy Test

Birth Cake

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"