Calendar Keeper Pillows

'What do you mean, 'you can't fit me in until next month'?... This is your house!'

2020

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'That's right. It's a leap year.'

Happy New Year!

'To be honest, the whole of March is a bit of a no-go.'

Workaholics Anonymous

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Pregnancy Test

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Professional woman in pub

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Lost Diary'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

business

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Gigolo Diary

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A spider meal prepping