Calendar Checker Pillows

'Is that all our marriage means to you, marking time?'

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Clock watcher

business

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Pregnancy Test

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

School closings of the future