Calendar Watchers Pillows

Two Weeks to Turkey Day. Now, Ernie, you know "Turkey Day" refers to Thanksgiving and not election day.

Annual profits,

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Friday

Time for vacation, time for work.

Bird Torture.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Local News in Heaven

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

"You run into a window, too?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

business

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"