Calendar Watchers Prints

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Bird Torture.

Time for vacation, time for work.

Friday

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Local News in Heaven

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"You run into a window, too?"

God's Sticky Notes

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

business

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Harv works the red shift.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."