Calendar Prints

"March 177th? Already?!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Friday

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

business

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Pregnancy Test

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

A spider meal prepping

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

School closings of the future

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."