Chronology Keeper Pillows

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

God's Sticky Notes

Professional woman in pub

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Dear Dairy

'Lost Diary'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Pregnancy Test

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Gigolo Diary

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

2020

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"