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"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Professional woman in pub

God's Sticky Notes

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Pregnancy Test

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Gigolo Diary

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

2020

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Seemed like winter would never end.