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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Pregnancy Test

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

School closings of the future

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'