Cosmic Data Keeper T-Shirts

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

God's Sticky Notes

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"I keep up with all the journals."

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

1930's bather.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Well, don't look at me!'

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

No Air Guitar