Cosmic Data Keeper Prints

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Michael Jackson.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

God's Sticky Notes

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"I keep up with all the journals."

1930's bather.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'Well, don't look at me!'

"Did you hear something?"

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon