Cosmic Calendar Keeper Pillows

God's Sticky Notes

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Pregnancy Test

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Welcome to another edition of "Frank and Ernest's History." it's a little-known fact that calendars and sensationalistic reporting were invented almost simultaneously! I've devised a way of organizing days and years. I see. We have a dramatic, exclusive report! I don't want to alarm everybody but your days are now numbered!

'How's business? Still slow?'

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

School closings of the future

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'