Cosmic Timekeeper Pillows

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

God's Sticky Notes

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.