Cosmic Timekeeper Pillows

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"It's running five minutes fast."

God's Sticky Notes

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"It's time to wake up!"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.