Calendar Keeping Pillows

Year-At-A-Glance

2020

It's not your day.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Woman throwing darts at her calender

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

Tony 'Scareface' Montana's Wife.

"You forgot my wife's birthday."

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

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Dog Calenders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Pregnancy Test

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

A spider meal prepping