Calendar Keeping Pillows

Year-At-A-Glance

2020

It's not your day.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Woman throwing darts at her calender

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

"You forgot my wife's birthday."

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

business

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Pregnancy Test

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

A spider meal prepping

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.