Calendar Systems Pillows

A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

business

Dog Calenders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Pregnancy Test

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

School closings of the future

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"Each door opens up a new curse."