Cosmic Dater Pillows

"Tinder sucks up here."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

God's Sticky Notes

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Cyber Love

"I need a man who will commit."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Online Romance

Using a social media app to date