Digital Dater Pillows

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Blind data.

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"If you really want to know why I'm dumping you, you may want to check out my website where there's a long detailed explanation posted."

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Tinder

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

My online photo was a bit of an April Fool.

'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'

"We met online."

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"You don't have to give me your answer now...you can text me later."

"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."

"Down, girl. He only got 2 out of 5 stars."

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile photo."

'After the computer matched us, the company issued a software patch to repair its program.'

"Admit it. You look nothing like your profile picture."

"Seriously?! You swiped left on me?!"

'We met online.'

Computer Dating

"There's something you should know about me."

'They met on the internet.'

"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

'This is depressing. The dating service couldn't find me a match, and even the B. C. Health Ministry couldn't find anybody interested in my information.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Disregard what I just said. I forgot to turn off auto-correct."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"I knew I should've swiped left."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'According to our records, you spent 68,472 hours trolling for babes on the internet.'