Virtual Dater Pillows

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

We met online.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'That must be my computer date.'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'Let's do lunch.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."