Online Dater Pillows

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'

Hotmale.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"He's handsome. I wonder how he tastes?"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'She claims to have carpel - tunnel, but I think she's dumping me.'

'It's all done by computers these days.'

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

"But enough about my online persona."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

This girl says she wants to have her children young...well, that doesn't scare me off. After all, who wants old children?

"I work as a male model and have a great imagination."

"If I hadn't change my photo would you have come on the date?"

"His online profile said he was turning thirty. He didn't say that it was for the second time!"

"It suddenly occurred to Colin that his online dating relationship may not have been with a human being. . ."

"So it wasn't a typo on your profile... You really are a 'big pitcher' kind of guy."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

"I admit I'm surprised, but it does explain why your online dating profile lists 'Royal Navy' as a pet peeve."

Online dating: Ostrich

'It's over, Todd. It's not your fault, our connection has just timed out.'

"Well of course I was a bit surprised that she didn't look like her online photo!"

Nethead strip: Dating results

'You looked a lot smaller online.'

This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet.

Webcam Deception.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'