Virtual Date Pillows

"I thought we agreed - no dressing up for video chats."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Zoom Wedding

"5...4...3...2..."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Negative Interest Meeting

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Using a social media app to date